the world according to GARFIELD

First of all know thyself, then, know thy postal code. As you travel along the road of life, remember to stop and eat the flowers along the way Dogs are like Nails - they both need a good whack on the head The Wise man hears no evil, see no evil and speaks no evil & has no fun! Anything worth doing can be done after noon.

A bird in the hand would be even better in the mouth! Always be yourself.... unless you can be someone richer! Life is a food chain, far better to be the Diner than the Dinner. Observe the spider how patiently he weaves his web...... Then Squash the sucker! A Little Ego Goes NOWHERE